Just Because

My hair styling product of choice is Fructis Smoothing Milk. (It's supposed to tame my wild frizz, and works more or less - depending on the weather.) Since you probably haven't seen this product, let me describe it. White. Thick. Viscous. Got the picture in your mind? Remind you of anything? So, every day, I squirt this stuff into my palm and rub it in my hair.* But sometimes, the nozzle on the bottle clogs up in sections, and instead of squirting nicely into my hand, it spurts of into the bathroom. And every single time this happens, I can't find where it went! I search high and low - on myself, the counter, the floor, the cabinet doors** - everywhere. Today, I literally starting cleaning the bathroom because I wanted to find it. Bathroom is clean - mystery of the vanishing hair product unsolved. (And, yeah, I checked, it wasn't hanging on my ear.)


* If this is bringing to mind a certain scene from the movie "Something About Mary" - you are getting ahead of me ... keep reading ...

**Well, not the cabinet doors right now, because they are off. I'd explain that, but my hubby is telling me it's time to workout, so I barely have the time to finish this one story.

posted by Annie at 8:22 PM