Universe ... Hello ... We Gotta Talk ...

1. Let's get something clear here. If I'm old enough to have a seventeen-year-old child, then I am definitely too old to still have acne! I can't believe I have to even tell you that.

2. I think you've made your point with the gray hairs. I've already gotta color my hair, so I don't need anymore, especially in places other than the top of my head . OK? (Oh, you know what I'm talking about!)

3. Was the number on the scale this morning some kind of April Fool's joke? I mean, come on, seriously - I've even given up desserts*. I'm working out twice a day, almost every day. Explain to me why I'm gaining weight when it should be melting off ...

4. Did you see my post last weekend about the killer PMS? I'm still waiting for that period ... I'm still acting like a bitch ... and I refuse to even bring up the "M" word, because I am way too fucking young to even be thinking about that!

5. And I just imagined that my son came in here and asked if it's ok if he starts closing his bedroom door when his girlfriend comes over ... right? That was some long-term-PMS induced hallucination ... right? Just because I'm complaining a tiny bit, you don't hafta throw out the "grandmother" card! That's just not fair!!


*Four whole days in a row so far! I think I deserve some kind of medal.

posted by Annie at 9:14 AM